What a twisted web we weave
So, we take Serana home in today's episode, and we meet her... uh... family.
It's a... strange meeting. We're greated by a vampire feast, with everyone just om-nom-noming on random people lying on tables. Her father seems more concerned about the Elder Scroll than he does with Serana, which is... I mean... I guess fitting for a near immortal fuckbag but man, does he act like a shit about it.
Serana meanwhile has apparently been trapped for years? Decades? Millenia? And gets a passing nod before she fucks off into... well, I'm not entirely sure where she fucks off to - because we get presented with a deal.
Get expelled from the hall forever, or... join them. Become an Elder Vampire in one fell swoop, with all the baggage that carries.
The decision is hard. We're here to kill vampires and chew bubblegum in a world that has no bubblegum... but on the OTHER hand... Big Bad Vamp Powers.
In the end, we kiss our morals goodbye and say fuck it, allowing the fell embrace to turn us into a Vampire Lord.
In for a penny, in for a pound eh? Dawnguard gonna have some shit to say bout this but, I guess we'll just kill them and feast on their weak flesh.
Blood is the path forward, and we shall follow that path.
Our first stop on this new and exciting journey brings us right back into a wonderfully poetic circle, and we're told to head to the Redwater Skooma Den. See, I told ya we'd come back there to clean that place out, and here we are! On a quest specifically to do so!
So, since we're there anyhow, we finally take the option of doing the right drugs in the Den.
Hilariously, this ends up causing us to black out and wake up in a cage.
... A cage guarded by a vampire. Who won't let me out. Despite me being a badass motherfuckin Vampire Lord.
In the next episode, he and his friends are going to learn the hard way to respect our new social status.
So, join me again next time as we truly embark on the path of blood. Until then, happy gaming my friends!
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