SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. Subject is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.
SCP-999 is a 54 kg blob, and for the first time in this series of posts, the SCP is classified as SAFE finally, one that won’t kill anyone. This object can freely roam the facility as it wishes due to its completely passive behavior, and anyone is allowed to enter SCP-999’s room. SCP-999 acts like a dog; it will happily come to you as soon as you see it. SCP-999 is essentially the ultimate anti-depressant SCP—the longer you stay with it, the better you will inexplicably feel, and the effect lasts for quite a long time. SCP-999 loves to cuddle people, especially those who seem a little depressed. It also likes animals just as much as humans, which is why it doesn’t consume meat and only eats sugar in various forms of candy. It should be noted that SCP-999 must never consume caffeine, or it will turn into a bouncing ball.
You might ask, is that all? NO. SCP-999 will even put its life in danger to save yours (for example, taking a bullet for you). Even though SCP-999 may look completely silly, it seems to understand humans to some degree and can, for instance, comprehend the damage a gun can do.
To give you an idea of how much SCP-999 is trusted by the Foundation as the ultimate solution to sadness and anger, they tried to use it with SCP-682 (which is not exactly the most cooperative SCP). The first thing SCP-682 did was jump on SCP-999. Due to SCP-999’s jelly-like structure, it easily survived this initial attack. SCP-999 then proceeded to cuddle SCP-682, which worked surprisingly well because SCP-682 fell asleep quite quickly. Later, when two Class-D personnel entered the room to retrieve SCP-999, SCP-682 suddenly changed behavior, killed both of them, and used the opportunity to breach containment. Meanwhile, SCP-999 was reported to be saving as many people as possible.
Ironically, it is theorized that SCP-999 is the offspring of one of the seven brides of the Scarlet King, which is one of the most terrifying entities in the entire SCP universe—but that is a story for another time.
