On my birthday, I went out partying with my friends. At 10:00pm I returned home drunk. Not knowing that my mum was awake, I went into the house. Suddenly, I started vomiting all around. In confusion, my mum went crazy thinking that I was pregnant. It was the next day, that she realized I was a boy.
My wonderful beautiful wife, "oh how I love my wife". It was one evening, when I had just collected my salary and went out to celebrate with my friends. Around 8:00pm, I returned home drunk. On seeing my wife, I took a good look at her and said, "Woman, your face looks familiar". And she answered "Am I not your wife!!?" Then I answered back "Foolish woman!! Which time did I get married to you". On another occasion, I was doing laundry then a fly came and whispered in my ears saying "Your wife is in your best friend's house."
In anger, I hurried and took a cutlass not knowing who gave me. I hurried to my best friend's house. Half way there, I pondered to myself "How can a fly whisper that my wife is in my Best friend's house, and I'm rushing there to kill him🤔🤔🤔". 😅😅😅
I took out my cellphone and called my wife. On answering the call, I asked "Honey where are you?" And there was no reply.I asked again "Honey where are you" In an angry tone. She replied "Who did you ask to give you the Cutlass to go and killl your best friend?!
***Let's debate on this guys 😅😅😅
What would you do if you were the woman???***
NOTE: This is a funny story post