In order to express your real inner self, you need to be unafraid to get inked up. Specifically you should get whatever is on your mind, tattooed on your face. Everyone will recognize your true commitment and new opportunities will open up to you, that would otherwise have been locked away.
For example offers of employment will come in thick and fast, and the commitment of facial ink will also impress landlords, cops, judges, other inmates, and lots of hot babes who will want to rip your gear off and get sweaty and jiggly. And did I mention other inmates?
What could go wrong?
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that” - George Carlin
