Paybacks

This morning, His Majesty was especially trying my patience

We had hard rain and T storms, so of course He wasn't going to go out, but come FOUR F**KING AM, He started playing, running across me etc

I got up to pee, he did his usual "come on daddy, follow me" act going towards the door

I was mad as hell, and I said "if you think I'm going to get out of bed at FOUR O'CLOCK to go feed you, you are wrong"
When I did get up, and check, His bowl was completely empty... poor baby was starving to death, so I put a handful in around 6:45, then when I went to "make a deposit" 💩, he followed me and I tried to get a video of him, but didn't hit the right button, got a still photo instead

Now, I've picked and teased Him in retaliation for that early morning episode

Yes, that's me on the toilet and my underwear around my knees.