EXTREMELY IMPORTANT...!!!
Do NOT Delay...!!! URGENT...!!! IMPERATIVE...!!!
Now that I got your attention and lured your finger to clicking on this post by way of Click-Bait... DON'T flip me that other finger out of anger for being fooled.
Well... Go ahead... Flip me the finger; what the hell do I care? I CAN'T SEE YOU...!!! It'll have no negative effect on me. Unless maybe, if you take a photo of yourself flipping me the bird???
I don't know...???
I don't know much anymore, anywayzzzzz... Probably never did; though I thought I knew stuff...
In my old age, my thoughts had swayed more towards me just having forgotten most of which I've learned over the years, due to increased senility. Recently though, I came to the conclusion that, though this is true in part... much of the knowledge I've managed to retain, is total bullshit!!!
Some, is not.
What truly opened my eyes to my stupidity, is the World Wide Web and my access to it😲 There seems to be an awful lot of highly intelligent people out there, broadcasting the TRUTH to my eyes and ears, for the first time in the history of mankind ahhh, I mean womankind, or should I say personkind?!?!?!?
Yeah... That's better... I'd hate to seem "politically incorrect" by using the wrong terms these days. After all, I am trying to be a good little lamb... If for no other reason, it's for trying to keep a mob of angry, retarded shitheads from assembling at my front door screaming profanities at me and threatening to kill my pet sloth in the name of peace...!!!
That's a horrible thought.
I have a lot of horrible thoughts these days; brought upon me by twisted, zombie-like talking heads that bombard my space with their presence. Everywhere I go... THEY are THERE...!!!
Every place I visit online, THEY are THERE...
Prodding me... grimacing, scowling, screaming, bellowing with evil snorts of laughter... If I didn't know better, I'd think I might have contracted that schizoid disease from one of my neighbors... they all have that malady.
ANYWAYzzzzzzzzz...
Now that you read all the serious part of this post, I can loosen up and proceed with a bit of satire perhaps, to lighten the mood.
Nawwwwww...., I'll just end it here. I'm tired anyway and struggling to go on...
My pillow is calling to me from the bedroom.
Shut the FUCK UP, pillow.... MY NAME IS NOT - MELVIN...!!!
CRAP... See what I have to put up with?
Listen my friends; I'm outta here for now. I'll see ya all again when I wake up from my nap. Unless I've been barred from the site for using the 'F' word or some other serious infraction.
Till then; stay or get well...
Ciao
@AngryMan
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