"It's weekend already and someone has not seen up to $0.000000001."
Once in a while, I go to my WhatsApp status to express how hurt I am whenever the week refuses to smile at me in terms of earnings.
But hold on,
It’s usually an expression from the heart, but I have friends (friends from here on Hive) with whom it correlates, and some take it personal too. They go to my account to check, and even when they were hoping to see the opposite, they usually come back feeling sorry.
So, I was communicating with @wongi one day via WhatsApp, and along the line, she made reference to the status I had updated. She said something like in a “As soon as I saw your ‘It’s weekend already’ post, I hurriedly went and checked mine and saw everywhere funny...” I don’t know if my low earnings always coincide with hers whenever I make such a status, but it’s interesting to see that she quickly reflects on her own earnings—maybe to see whether to laugh at me or not. Lol.
@eunice9200 , She often reacts angrily to the post, but whenever she goes on to check my wallet, she ends up feeling so sorry and almost pushed to send me some funds—but she has never done that.
Then comes @empressjay . This one—I oftentimes make the post because of her, because she always goes to my account with her Casio calculator to calculate appropriately to see if I actually earned up to the $0.001 I claimed or earned less. And just as fate would have it, she always comes pointing out errors in my calculation, which means I actually earned far less than I thought. Ever since then, I now write the figure with plenty of zeros—something like $0.00000000000001.
But jokes aside!
In all my writings this week, I haven’t seen up to $0.00000000000000001, and this is not a joke.
This week has been very poor. No—“very poor” is an understatement. I lack the words to explain it. It's as if my village people are using their remote to control things from a distance, because I’ve used all the methods I know. I have written in all the communities I belong to—I even went as far as writing in communities I haven’t been to before—and yet, nothing!
Haaaaa! Do I need to make sacrifices?
I don't mind sacrificing lambs on top of a mountain just to appease the gods so that things can go back to normal—or better.
Am I begging for votes? Do I forbid good things? No ooooh!
Photo used is mine