This is my first proposal and i fully understand what i am doing. After reading @justineh post it inspired me and thought i would try my luck.
Unlike her that makes over $100+ by posting i will make fuk all so please consider my proposal
Proof of Work
I post occasionally and get hardly any rewards. I am not saying i deserve any however my posts do come with a smell check.
Yeah i know.
Further more they are in fairly understandable english.
Communications
A while ago after Steemit was bought by the Evil Justin Sun(please insert funny meme)
I immediately took to telling my mrs about the whole situation.
My mrs has fuk all knowledge about anything i talk about, especially when it comes to blockchain. This has been an ongoinging one- way conversation and she litterly has no idea what i am on about. However my time should be considered.
Detailed Work
I then proceeded to explain the hive blockchain to my parents.
My father is hard of hearing and my mother doesnt speak english.
This resulted in hours and days of communications but as an avid supporter of the community i refuse to give up and will carry on my mission of community work(if its paid for ofcourse).
Next target for communication is my 6 year old(future investor potentially)
I started a media campaign which included me sending 1 whatsapp message to a friend.
I also liked a facebook page link associated with hive.
Later it turned out it was a scam hive account and they promised to double my money but luckily i dont make any money off my posts to send them any so i got away with that.
Overview
-Did some shit
Exchange work
After hearing about hive being listed on ionnomy. I proceeded to open an account with them. This took 3 days of sending verfication photos of me in funny positions with a sign imfront of me like an inmate. Later i was told verification wasnt necessary as i didnt have any funds to buy anything with.
Bittrex
Pretty much the same shit and binance too. These are just put in to extend my work and ads up the hours.
Exchange Work
After being told by the witnesses and people of power than the exchanges were all corrupt and the chineese were a bunch of shitheads run by the state. It was hard removing my 1 tweet that i sent out and now doing a u-turn and saying i loved them. It was even harder due to the fact i dont have a twitter account.
Writing it on a piece of paper and attaching it to my window is not easy and very time consuming 😉
Continued Support
I am a huge supporter of the community and eventually robbed my 6 year olds piggy bank and bought some hive. 10 to be exact at .90c it is now below 0.40c once again time spent and also loss of funds.
About Me
I post i get fuk all in return.
I speak the truth and i get flagged and downvoted.
I would be more than happy to kiss any appropriate ass for an upvote just point me in the right direction.
Funding
I am asking for 0.5 HBD a day for 1 day.
I know this my sound a lot but please take into account my time and then multiply it by 10 so it looks a lot more than it is.
Voting
Just vote it down below and make it invisible
Final Thoughts
I have been on steem for some time now. I told everyone i loved it because you told me to.
Now you tell me its shit and hive is better so i tell everyone that now.
If you tell me its better than oxygen and give that up and just live off hive i am happy to do that too 🐑🐏
Having a decentralised fund means we can all exploit it to our hearts desire. All we need is the backing of a few people of power and leave the rest to disagree with it in there little discord clubs whining bitches.
They know if they say anything negative we will nuke there asses.
Final Final Thoughts
I will continue to support the community as i have done and am willing to do more as long as i am paid for it.
I have maintained being a community person all along with this in the back of my mind knowing full well i would get paid for my voluntery work.
I urge everyone to come along and wack in a proposal. Its money just sitting there waiting for us.
Much love
Hiveitcuration
An avid community worker(if im paid)
*All rewards??? Who am i kidding what fuking rewards?