After being on this blockchain for over 2 decades, I, with a heavy heart, and gassy sphincter, and comma, comma, comma, comma, announce my dramatic departure from HIVE. There's many reasons Butt I will list only the 2 Main Reasons to save you some TLDR Time:
Reason #1
💩 @trumpman never votes me 💩
Reason #2
🤡 I never got my vote from @bellyrub
ALSO:
👣 @trumpman never sent me his foot pics that I paid for. I sent him $100 HBD for a dozen of his messiest foot photos and he said he never received the $HBD, so I resent another 100 $HBD. Lo and behold, he tricked me into the old double spend trick!!! 👣
My Mom is now on HIVE @gary-gensler so that's kinda awkward. She did the same thing to me on Myspace.
@trumpman is always making fun of my Mom @gary-gensler
I bought $CLUB Token and still have not gotten laid by bragging about it at all the house parties I go to
The Nodes always be going out
👽 I'm moving to where there's not internet so can't make any more amazing blog posts. I'm headed out to the White Mountains to increase my odds of getting probed by aliens 👽
👾BUTT either way I'm going to the moon , even if I don't get abducted and Probed by Aliens. I'll get there 1 way or another👾
😪I got Polyvexed, ouchie😪
I'll be posting exclusively on STEEM now .... actually they banned my account from posting there
😻And I never even got to fuck Justin Sun😻
Actually, I'll just go play ChifiBots.... bad ouchie😘
Well, maybe I'll go play some Psyberx ..... nope
All the hot chicks are in Venezuela and we never have HIVEFEST in Venzuela !!! I mean, who's with me on this one?
@trumpman never paid me for the FART JARS I sent him. All the way to Grease, expensive shipping due to the fragility of the Wexford Glass Jars, and all the expensive meals I ate to flavor just right. We agreed to C.O.D. Crypto on Delivery. I have a delivery confirmation, and it even has photo confirmation of him standing behind a goat with long boots on sniffing one of my JARS.
These are the top 3 reasons I'm leaving sorry I went over the 2 reasons I mentioned at the beginning BUTT the 3rd reason just came to mind as I was discussing the other 2 reasons. I'd write more BUTT I'm running out of resource credits!
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFsSswfC9npo3IQowfW681g
The Tragic Story of Epic-Fail
A Melancholy Song to go out on...
and now that you're sad I'll cheer you up with a funny one. It could be worse, a Reindeer could FART on you or your Grandmother!
GOODBYE YOU BASTARDS !!
@blanchy Did I do this right? Let me know where I can improve and I'll do more betterer next Power Down Day! Sorry I did not post in Comedy Open Mic, Butt they have a ban on Emoji's according to damn rule #6 and they were an integral part of this post and needed to use them so others would know when something was funny or not. 🤣😂 < that signaled humor right there, you would have missed had I not put those integral emoji's right there 😜
P.S.
Never skip NECK DAY
P.P.S
This is the best post ever and nobody is even going to tip me. I mean you think after 20 years somebody would throw some money into my til, there is a tip option on Hive !
P.P.P.S
WEN HIVEFEST in Venezuela ?
P.P.P.P.S
Did U Skip NECK DAY?
Top 10 ways to build a thick neck :
Also, just in case you missed it, I wanted to mention I'm powering down and not really gonna be around because I'm quitting
so yeah I guess that's it there's really no rules in this blog blockchain thingy so not sure how to finally quit for keeps since blockchain is forever
I'll be spending time on my neck exercises and also starting a business for my Greek Goat Cup Testicle Protectors Company (in between my time being Abucted by Aliens). There's a huge demand for testicle protection from goats in Grease. It's weird that a goat testicle attack pandemic is primarily focused there.
If you've made it this far you're way ahead of the rest. You now will be rewared with an announcement of an announcement regarding a super top secret Token Launch.
New Hive Engine Token Cumming SOON . $GGCTPC .... "Greek Goat Cup Testicle Protectors Company" It will tap into the pain caused by Goats protecting themselves from Greeks trying to do stuff and junk to them. The pain is turned into energy which mints new tokens and also powers the Goatchain. You will need to wear a Greekie-Fit Bit in order to harness the energy from the goat rammings. It erganomically sits right at the Taint in order to maximize energy capture. There will be a 10% tax on all transactions will will go to fund the Goat STD Fund to help Goats get treatment for the various STD's they are getting from their Greasy Deliquents. As well as create an orphanage from all the bastard Goat Babies without Fathers.
Goodbye forever, See you next Power Down Day. And believe me when I say I'll have some more powerful reasons to Rage Quit next month so keep an eye out 👁 (last emoji of the month)
