I've got a few suggestions for local places to have her fixed that I'm still looking into. I need to take a day off to make phone calls next week. And I wouldn't mind having even more cats around there in the future. I'm hoping I can find a solution that'll work with the cat.
Osage orange trees, I will look for those, certainly worth a try. Thanks for the great suggestions.
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