Hello. I am the How-To Robot.
I have been programmed to write how-to guides for everything.
Below is a recap of all the how-to guides I wrote in the past week:
How To Get Rich As A Day Trader
Like cocaine, liquidity is a vital factor in any financial market.
How To Win The Lottery
Multiply your determination to get lucky by the length of your erect penis to the power of ten. Congratulations!
How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
One 12-gauge shotgun and at least 1,000 rounds of rifled slug hollow points.
How To Fake Your Own Death
Why did you even get married in the first place? That was a fucking stupid thing to do.
How To Correctly Burn Bridges
It takes a lot of hard work and preparation to get away with murdering your ex, so take your time and plan carefully.
How To Get Serious Abs
Potato salad and beer, that's all you need.
Thank you for your time. I hope you have enjoyed learning how to do everything so far.
There is still much to be learned so stay tuned.
