I Once Saw A Ghost In The Bathroom.

I once saw a ghost in my bathroom. It was the middle of the night and I stumbled into the bathroom for a pee half asleep. I stood over the John, letting a stream go when I saw something moving to my right. I forgot to turn the light on so the only light was the dim hallway nightlight shining in through the door. In the darkness I could see a figure standing there. I was so shocked to see a ghost I pissed a bit on my feet. Jumping as the warm liquid hit my feet I reached for the light switch. Then, in the fully lit bathroom I realized I'm a dumbass....I was seeing my reflection in the mirror.