Finding a hare in the afternoon is a sign that soon you will encounter a faux pas to a spearman.
WARNING
Your current future is... apocalypse!
Initial Cause: divine cataclysm, chemical experiment, and time traveling
Threats: lack of resources, slow zombies, and toxic water
Survivors: 1.1% of the population
Here are a few ways to improve the future:
Evade capture and defeat the villain by blowing things up.
Restore peace to the land and steal the shiny thing by galloping off on a half-trained horse.
Stop the dark ritual by impersonating minstrels and pouring gunpowder on everything with the help of the scorned lover.
Repel the invaders by performing elaborate acrobatics and assuming false identities.
Win the battle by drinking the mysterious potion and mastering the ancient fighting technique with the help of the prostitute with a heart of gold.
Avert the catastrophe and break the curse by drinking heavily and finding a secret underwater entrance.
Turn the tide of the war by leaping across rooftops and jumping through a window.
I should also tell you...
Spotting a lavender flower on a windy day is a sign that soon you will encounter conflict with a vampire.
A coin in a garden warns of a meeting.
that is all for now