I've been sent back in time to help and assist all Steemians. The future is bright!

I have traveled back in time to be here with you on a time-ship called Relativity. My friends in the year 2628 have been examining the timeline, and they have determined that Steemit is the single most important development this century. We have looked back in history for a single event that was responsible for the great changes we live by in your Future. We have determined that single event is Steemit, and it has led to the way that our entire Galaxy is run and governed by. Our Galaxy is one of great peace and abundance, and I have been sent by the Federation, as well as in a personal capacity, to protect Steemit and make sure that Q or his idiotic friends don't mess things up whilst they play their cosmic games.

I don't have money to bring to you here, since I had to leave all material possessions back in the year 2628, it's a prime directive thing! I do however have a great wealth of experience and wisdom spanning many lifetimes and many lifeforms to share with you. I am committed to my mission to uphold truth and morality and look very forward to meeting my fellow Earthlings from so far back in time.