I’m so glad to be here and I feel I must to introduce myself.
By the way, English is not my native language and as you don’t hear my voice, please, read my text with accent.
Well, my name is Egres Vortep and I do like to write a novels for teenagers and kids and my job is creating non-standart ideas for companies because my motto is “Creative is magnifying glass for any budget”.
Ten years ago, in my dreams, I must enter “Club 40” to become a millionaire in 40 years, but no one opened this door, and now I will be a member of “Club 50”. I have a few years to guess whether to pick up the keys to the lock or break the club door, or seduce the doorman, or do something, but still get to this club.
It’s rather difficult. Club’s door has several keys… but I’ve already found one key! And that is main key! In short, who wants to become a millionaire, he must have a lateral way of thinking.
Actually that’s why I’m here. I hope to find friends other the world who want to be a member of “Clubs 20-30-40-50-60… etc” who ready to get new and to share own knowledges with others.
You know, the second law of abundance says: Create a vacuum that will attract abundance. Vacuum is created at a time when you share something. Energy is energy only when it is in motion.
So, let me in my blog share with you the basics of lateral thinking. Who feels the need to receive this knowledge - welcome to my blog to pick up the keys.
Well. Right now I will not describe the principles of lateral thinking. I will do it in the next posts. Now I propose to solve the problem, so that you yourself understand your own ways of solving problems in which there is not an obvious answer.
There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking:
And question is what Scotsman was thinking? If you have a guess, please leave your assumption in the comments.