I upgraded to the new steem-plus app and it ruined my life! For the last six months, I have been in the happy delusion that I was a minnow!
Steem-plus promised the wonderful present of a shiny new badge to show the world that I am a minnow and therefore relatively popular!
Can you imagine my abject horror at receiving my badge and finding out that I am the lowest form of life? Plankton! Me? Plankton?
Plankton is something that Whales, Orca's, Dolphins and Minnows feed off. Then it all made complete sense!
The reason that my posts arn't getting upvoted is because I am Plankton and everyone feeds themselves off my hard work.
Thank you so much, Steemit - I'm feeling really great about this!
I've never been more demotivated in my life.