Hi! My name is Brendo Zambranlo and I am 68 years old.

I have almost 5 followers in my country, on Instagram, I don't use Twitter because It sucks huge balls nor Facebook because I am too hot, and I don't need stalkers.

Now that I discovered Steemit I promise to quit Instagram too and bring all my followers with me.

My recipe to get upvotes in 3 easy steps

1. Be a playmate
2. Give yourself away
3. Bring your followers to the table

Thanks to:

• My GF who took the picture (Yes again)
• Steemit to give me every day the opportunity to make a parody
• My neighbors who will no more let their children play around my house. (Yes again)
• You for you sense of humour.