Salutations, Steemit and Steemers. Oh man, this is gonna be good (<- two sentence differences in... two sentences, LOL).
My name is Anthony "Tony" Cashman, and if you read the title by full already, then yes, I do have an unbelievably inflated ego to steer as my own, but that doesn't mean that whether people believe in me that way or not there would not be any decent reason to love who I am and what I could potentially do, and I guarantee you you won't be disappointed!
I kind of keep on describing myself in constantly different yet patterned ways since I joined most of these newer legendary alternative social media platforms almost all at the same time (all you "but then why'd it take you so long to come back here to Steemit?!" 'ers be patient, I'm getting there!) since transition 2016-2017- wait, no, I mean, yeah, I meant New Years days... or day... sorry, and pretty much what my Vidme channel lists as my online presence being on their "alternative" social media (it's a "free speech minus hate speech" kind of embellishment on over there, which is a downside depending on how far you choose to stretch your posts/comments/etc. and other kinds of content) as "January 10th, 2017" is very much accurate: Days after making my Vidme channel by then followed very quickly with my Minds account/channel as well as lining up for the dreaded Gab pick list FAST FORWARD A LITERAL MONTH LATER and in the meantime I got my BitChute and Steemit profiles as well right off the bat... the leftover ones like Mastodon, Hatreon and then the rest of the others that are not-so-alternative-social-media (you know, the non peer to peer, decentralized, block chain or even encrypted kinds of wannabe websites that occured wayyyyyyyyyyyy too early into the game without thinking strait, unlike you 4 + 1 have at this point!) kind of just jumped my radar in the unfortunate way, and that is, I don't do what Dave Cullen (sorry, Computing Forever) does and disperse myself across every single goddamned [video hosting/sharing] platform for the sake of a wide outreach, even though I still care about that kind of thing, but in a very much different type of light.
Anyways, yep, I totally just made a paragraph with only one sentence and an infinite number of brackets and/or parenthesis'. At least in this real time (not for you guys... well, maybe for the block chain, but whatever/w/ ever <- oh wow... aren't I just too darn special? :3) of me typing this all, that is, and uh huh, you did see me above type out some of this acting out in a tad of a hidden philosophy of mine that people deserve to know what can still make a difference.
But my jeez, I haven't even gotten to who I am as a person, even though this is enough for a psychologist or a detective or whatever else of an intellectual career path you guys - that don't have my degree of arrogance (or my lack of a secondary education degree yet thereof... *ba dum tss!*) to say I'm so fucking exceptional - use to decode and analyze my identity even better than I can, even if I still believe that only I know myself best, but as in all earnest, who knows?
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Hmm. Ok, let me try this if you still didn't get contagious with awesome writing styles from a high functioning autistic person: I'm Diagnoseer @nodetact, and I am someone with countless interests and yet a severe lack of any activities or hobbies due to being split in half as having both an identity crisis and the aforementioned hugely valor self-esteem.
Which is in a nutshell why I didn't even explain the tags I used below... they don't even begin to explain my half intentional and half forced complicated personality, my brand of being a human being of character, and the like.
So instead of being ridiculously, well, riddled (onomatopoeia, anyone? Is... is that the right word for this thingy, even?) about talking about my life story or much rather what makes me up in the first place (it can also be all in all both), I'd like to add the "duplicate" links of a video I published the upload to on both Vidme and BitChute's video hosting platforms, one that does at least slightly better of a job at being myself not only in real life but also in legitimate contrast to my typed BS so far on here for the very first article I made in eight months for my Steemit existence, let alone doing anything else on this crypto currency website (albeit this very logic can also go inversely). Though I am starting to be aware of Steemit's video hosting capabilities alike Minds and Gab's own similar features, if I remember correctly/IIRC (<- yey moar redundanseas in mai low brow senz of hewmur), so please bear with me if I didn't utilize Steemit fully in the best way possible (I'm already looking back at the "Markdown" button, asking myself why the Hell I turned on those buttons above my text box if I wasn't gonna use 'em! Even worse: NO PICTURES, I MEAN WHAT THE WHAT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PULL MORE STEEMERS OVER HERE IF THEY CAN'T EVEN BE ATTRACTED TO IMAGES THAT ARE ANECTDOTE ESQUE AND PRETTY AND ALL THAT SHIT? Ooh... maybe that'll do, pig, that'll do. <- "Check, please..." -Goat, PeBeSw, and yes, now I'm done) for this own name sake of videos. Perhaps someday a more proper function of inter connectivity will surmise in due time and it'll just all click:
https://vid.me/JOgzH
https://www.bitchute.com/video/7D5pi7TrWUXl/
And without further ado (also without pictures and text effects like I said above- nope, not gonna meme myself outta this one!), I think I'm done with my [first] introduce yourself story/article. I hope that there is a rule in the T.O.S. here on Steemit that indicates that it's okay to update our introductions with newer ones (even if we "overwrite" the old ones, the data from them remains ever so in the block chain... and you guys must have thought I was inactive for 2/3 of 2017 because I underestimated this place! Don't judge! A book! By its! Cover word-that-will-fulfill-this-dumbass-pair-of-wordings-pun!), but even without that, I'm still confident that this is the kind of thing not only accepted on Reddit alternatives as far as Steemit (I mostly use the NoFap subreddit on there, and not much else... but who knows, maybe the NoFap community if one's here will grow big enough in due time if it hasn't already been stable by now!) but also embraced as well, no matter the cost of either my bandwidth hogging (probably little to nothing, I'm betting, like BitChute and Gab! Wait, no, not also Gab... but then why do both of them ask for donations? Ah well) -OR- my possibly incomprehensible means of communicating through online print media!
So please do, oh, uh, shit, what do you guys call all these functions? Lemme see [without actually looking anything up on Steemit's many pages]... Resteem, upvote, comment, power up, uh, okay, you know what? You guys still know more about this kind of thing than I do, and I was able to join shortly after the $7 and $6 offers nerfed to $5 for Steem Power! Do whatever gives me an edge on being a part of this garnered community, and lets see how far I get from being a minnow to a blue whale! By the way, I'm just goin' to keep on typing until I reach the side of oh okay, goodbye!