Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
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A. They can’t stand fast food
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Q: Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
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A: There was no chemistry
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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.