
Lena Hallengreen addressed the nation with startling news, sex is illegal. Amidst the terror caused by Covid-19, all physical contact has been declared a public health risk. Fines of up to 1300 Krona can be issued if found guilty of physical contact.

Lena says "people are encouraged to use social media apps, and video calls as an alternative to physical relationships." Chief psychologist at Yale University agrees, "Social media has long been used as an alternative to physical relationships, similar reactions occur in the brain, and studies suggest that there is very little difference between online and real world relationships."

We suggest Discord as the social media app. It offers privacy and is a great place to meet new people.
