I have something to say now that the trial is in the hands of the lovely people of Kenosha who are on the jury.
First and foremost, I did nothing wrong. I'm just a good boy trying to help my community. Nobody else wanted to do it, including the police. I'm not the bad guy.
Speaking of bad guys. Do you know how easy it was to go 3-for-3 on shooting actual criminals that decided to attack me? What are the odds that I could shoot three people and I happened to hit a convicted pedophile, a convicted woman strangler, and a burglar who was convicted on weapons charges? And I'M the one on trial?
Hey, did you see how desperate the prosecution was, by the way? They had to lie and ignore all of the facts of the case, even from their own witnesses, to try to make me look like a murderer! Where's the prosecutorial misconduct? Did you see the Hamburglar getting frustrated today? AGAIN? What a horrible lawyer that guy is! Hey, Binger! Get yourself a better prosecutor to help you out! This guy stinks worse than, well, himself! I mean, my god, the body odor was unbearable! Someone should charge him with dropping a chemical bomb in the courtroom! Lay off the fried chicken and gravy, brother!
And how about that judge? What a character he is! Yeah, he wasn't perfect but he sure knows how to smell corruption. All I needed was a fair shake and it wasn't coming from Binger and that meatball sidekick of his. Judge Schroeder is good people, regardless of how this trial turns out.
I like my chances though. I shot three people and all three of them were attacking me. The videos don't lie. The prosecutors do but not the videos and witnesses. I wasn't indiscriminately killing anyone. It's pretty simple. Don't attack me in the streets during a riot and we have no beef. But if you attack me in a mob and you get what's coming to you, then don't cry about it later. You want to be a badass and try to take me down, take my gun, or try to shoot me, then you better make sure you succeed. Otherwise you end up like that dead pedo, the dead woman abuser, and Mr. Unicep.
That's right. Fuck you, Gaige! You pussy! You need to go cry for another medic, because my lawyers just reopened that gaping wound. The truth always prevails. Maybe if you weren't such a bitch you could have shot me first. But you didn't. So suck it! Serves you right for sticking your nose in someone else's business. Next time you think some guy with a gun is working with the police (according to your own words) and running towards the police, maybe don't try to stop them by running up on them with a gun, you dumbass. You thought I was working with police and maybe just shot someone and your brilliant idea was to pull your gun on me and try to stop me? Do you usually pull your gun on people you think are working with police and try to shoot them? How did you ever survive to your current age with a mental impairment like that?
Well, tomorrow's the big day. We'll find out if the jurors have been sufficiently threatened or not to come up with the verdict that a lot of crazy mother fuckers out there want. I hope they're on the right side of morality, law, and history.
Good night, folks! Stay safe, Kenosha! Don't let the new rioters win when this case is over. Stand up for your city and for what's right! If justice prevails, I'll be right there with you! Pedos and other felons who want to destroy cities: You are on notice! The Kenosha Kid