I've seen a lot of posts around with the headline "How Crypto & Blockchain Technology Impacted My Personal Finance". Suffering from the same level of narcissism as everyone else, I've decided to do my own quick upvote farming write-up on this topic but with a twist ... I'm going to tell the truth.
Buying Drugs on the Internet
Crypto and blockchain technology has taught me one thing: The only use case to date for any blockchain technology (outside of gambling on price appreciation) is circumventing government laws. The main example of this has been and still is buying drugs on the internet. Cryptocurrency has no other widespread use case that doesn't involve breaking the law. Everybody who is publicly vocal about their involvement in cryptocurrency is trying to make money on prices going up, everybody who keeps their cryptocurrency use private is buying drugs on the internet.
Buying Drugs on the Internet
Turns out buying drugs on the internet isn't the best for your personal finances. If by personal finances you mean saving money, investing in your future, and generally looking to bail out back into traditional finance in a better position at a later date. However, chewing on mushroom mega doses, and blasting 70mg hits of DMT did open my mind to the inner workings of the international banking cartel that secretly rule us via media mass brainwashing. That's why I'm learning how to shoot a bow and how to make my own 22 millimeter bullets out of old coca-cola cans and matchstick heads.
Buying Steroids on the Internet
Crypto enabled me to diversify into many new exciting pharmaceutical startups which gave me access to new innovative technologies such as human growth hormone, Anavar, and testosterone ethanoate. Now I'm super buff and I was able to find an old rich lady who dates me just for my body. I don't have to work anymore. I live in my girlfriend's mansion and she buys me anything I want. This would never have happened had I not got involved in crypto. Thanks, blockchain!
Being Poor and Being Rich
Crypto showed me what it's like to be poor and be rich. Like sometimes cryptocurrency prices go up and I'm super-rich. When this happens I don't have to put up with ugly old rich ladies for my financial survival. I feel great, I eat better, I travel, life is great. However, sometimes crypto prices go down and I'm not rich anymore. Then I have to go out and find an old rich lady and pretend to like her. This really sucks. I have to kiss her and stuff it's gross. I learned from these experiences that it's better to be rich. Being poor is terrible. That's why we should exterminate all the poor people. If we get rid of them, then there won't be any more poor people. We would have eliminated poverty globally. Thanks, crypto!
Anyway, that's how crypto and blockchain technology impacted my personal finances. How did it impact your personal financial situation? Let me know in the comments I probably won't read. Also, don't forget to like, subscribe, and re-steem, I mean re-hive, or hive-share or whatever.
Thanks for reading.