Sarcasm Saturday #38 - Blastin' Summer Hustle

It’s summer so things slow down for some! Cool vibes, beach and drinks in the sun! Sounds great but a winner never stops! Did you missed the Sarcasm Saturday series? We all know the Cryptoverse is all about memes and shitcoins!

There's a constant hustle for airdrops and similar stuff, and probably tapping that hamster game on telegram! I don't do crap like that as my time is too important to waste!

Are you ready for summer hustle and crypto bonanza? My work flow is constant and the hustle never stops! I spent 51 hours and 28 minutes on the phone, mostly between Brave, Metamask and Discord!

This is the summer rate, as usually I am over 60 hours per week! Probably watching the Euro matches also lowered the amount! I watched football and hustled on the Cryptoverse, waiting for both trophies and airdrops to "come home!"

Another tournament, and another final disappointment for England. It’s not coming home… again! A story mirrored by my airdrop farming! Always doing well until snapshots!

Last time was “It’s not coming home… it’s going to Rome!” and in Berlin it went “a casa”! Was an amazing game, and Spain was the better side! Palmer’s equalizer was great, but the way Lamine Yamal played was amazing!

Back to Yamal, dude celebrated his 17th birthday on the 13th then won the Euro on the 14th of July. He already has more silverware than Harry Kane! What I was doing when I was 17th? Web1 was fresh back then and PVM was sending stickers to hot chicks on Hi5!

It’s safe to say England spurs it again, same as Harry! He’s now 30 years old and never won a trophy! His curse moved in Germany and costed Bayern the title! Dude's story has Justin Sun vibes... never good enough to be in the spotlights!

Do you think we will still have football in 2048? Or we will talk to the younger ones like today's geezers? Back in my day everything was in black and white kiddo! We had Netflix crypto bro!

Before the internet we had to read books or ask our parents for intel! There was no alpha or breaking news in the heyday, and 2048 kids will hear about Doge and Pepe like we hear about Charlie Chaplin! LFG!

Enough football and post-apocalyptic jokes! Let’s go back to crypto and summer opportunities! I have good feelings for 2024, as hot DeFi summer vibes are filling the atmosphere! The hustle never stops and some opportunities are better others!

Welcome to " Grow Your Crypto Portfolio with PVM", where I will list the top crypto opportunities I found this month! Flying pigs and AI, airdrops and NFTS! PVM will cover all the important stuff he done this month, hoping will help others to get a slice of the cake!

The smell of airdrops! Scroll has launched "Scroll Canvas". Scroll Canvas is platform where you can earn badges across the ecosystem. The minting price is 0.001 ETH, you can mint it for 50% off with TFNWC

I minted my pulse, at 64 for my past and current activity… plus a badge! My first trace on the blockchain was in 2020, and now I have a badge as memorabilia!

Wipe down the panic sweat of crazy gwei and get ready for layer-2 airdrops, NFT farming, sarcasm and thing that I tested! Go home or go bigger, but never pay over 100 dollars for a crypto transaction! You could use that money to buy wine and stake... and earn crypto!

Plutus offers a non-custodial card, available in the EEA, and the possibility to link personal crypto wallets like Metamask to your Plutus card. The best solution for money management and financial services similar to banks, but in a way that empower the customers and promotes blockchain solutions.

Register for a Plutus card will receive $10 worth of $PLU! Plutus users will earn 3% cashback in $PLU for every purchase, and additional perks! I bought Aberdeen Angus Sirloin, wine and dessert and got 75% back in crypto!

Diving into layer2s and the Mode Season 2! There are 500,000,000 $MODE tokens allocated (5% of total supply), plus up to 1,000,000 OP tokens incentive for this campaign. Users can can earn multipliers on base asset points when they add those assets to the DApps highlighted on the Mode Dashboard.

The users that stake $MODE can earn airdrops from ecosystem teams and in the future staking $MODE will earn revenue via restaking to secure Mode’s L3 ecosystem. The amount of staked $MODE will give a higher point multiplier.

Layer3 is the best place for web3 learning and discovery, offering achievements, varied rewards, increased gamification, social bounties, and now with the CUBEs integrations... securing a slice of the $L3 airdrop! The CUBEs are the key to the Layer3!

How to make sure you are eligible? Claim one, two, or all the Layer3 Infinity CUBEs! They unlock the next chapter in the journey towards L3. The users are invited to collect and mint three legendary CUBEs by participating in partner ecosystems. This legendary mission brings extra $L3 allocations and $500K in other token rewards.

There are 10 billion $BLAST allocated to Phase 2, to build the Fullstack Chain. This is a long one, as Phase 2 will end next year, in June 2025 (12 months).

Half of Phase 2 rewards are allocated to Blast Points holders and the other half is allocated to Blast Gold holders. Hopefully, in June 2025 I will claim more than I claimed for Phase 1! It's not hard, as I set the bar so low!

Your wallet will earn Points automatically every block based on your ETH/WETH/USDB balance. This is reflected in real time on the dashboard, and user can increase them by bridging more to Blast. Good news from Across, as Blast will be added as a bridging destination. Looking forward to move assets faster and cheaper with Across!

Cryptopia is an independent city-state society based on the blockchain, where citizens can buy, sell, vote, and perform other essential activities using a safe, secure, and transparent system.

The Cryptopia metaverse lies outside of any existing nation’s borders, allowing its citizens free reign to experiment and create the community they want for themselves. Cryptopia has become humanity’s haven, the reboot of society the world needs to survive.

Most of the blockchain games are repetitive and unfair, and usually the NFT prices will spiral out of control and nerf the rewards. Cryptopia focus is on both play and earn, as players can level up on different routes and mechanics. And there's also the $TOS token!

Always DYOR and give 100% at work! Same rule when you chasing up airdrops and crypto opportunities! Take everything on board but apply your own filters before taking a leap of faith! PVM is your chad, but you must be loco to take this as financial advice!

We ride at dawn! Get your crypto swag on and keep hustling! One day we will laugh about the times when we got rekt with Solana memecoins or similar stuff! Until then... don't forget to touch some grass!