Seven Things Guaranteed to Annoy a Librarian

Don't do these things. It makes us hate you. You don't want that. We know everything.

1. Walk right past the book return slot and place your returns on the checkout counter. Put things where they belong. There is a place for everything. Don't misplace our stuff.

2. Shelve your own books with wanton disregard for alphabetical and numerical order. What did I just say about not misplacing our stuff?

3. Leave piles of books after browsing our shelves and pulling everything you thought was shiny.

4. Hum, whistle through your teeth, or sing along with your music. Bonus hatred for being off-key. Be quiet.

5. Use your headphones as around-the-neck personal speakers. Just.... no.

6. Demand in-depth tech support with 5 minutes left before the computers shut down for the day.

7. Let your runny-nosed shrieking brats run wild like barbarians through Rome.

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