You know, I really would have liked to eat a pizza very similar to the one on the table but I became embroiled in some kind of senseless stoush with my older neighbour. He has trees classified as "noxious weeds".
These trees are HUGE and they are getting into my plumbing with their behemoth root system. Anyway, it's going to cost me thousands to replace all the plumbing under the ground and my neighbour just said: "Well, you should have thought about that before you bought the house". I said: "Dude, it's worse than that, your tree branches are as thick as three bowling balls and they're hanging in my roof guttering as we speak". I continued: " My friend, the ants are using the connection the tree branches make, as a bridge and my new air conditioning system got infested by them". Again he says: "Well you should have thought about that before you bought the house."
After that, I had no more mood for pizza.
A brief example on how to write an abstract story to an abstract picture :)
I hope i was able to make your head go "WTF did I just read"
Have a nice day.