WARNING!!!: excessive consumption may produce a laxative effect

This is quite an embarrassing one, but I wanna share so y'all can learn
Whoever said ignorance was bliss, is ignorant of the concept of bliss.

So my cousin recently returned from overseas and along with him came these mints.
we had this event we were to attend, TBH some of these events are quite a bore, educative but man..... boring

So I try to go for them in high spirits if you know what I mean

I was practically kidnapped there, I didn't remember it was scheduled for that day, and wasn't prepared

By myself in the vehicle waiting for the cuz... there were the mints, and they were saying hi, I had two, they tasted really cool, I read the back of the container, along with the ingredients was the warning that warranted this post, "excessive consumption may produce a laxative effect"

I was overjoyed, finally I could get high and go for the event in the 'right state of mind'
I ensured my consumption was overqualified to be regarded as excessive, and I honestly think I felt some fuzzy in my head

Out of curiosity to know what kind of high I was about to get on, I googled 'laxative effect'

What I found

  Laxative. ... Laxatives, purgatives, or aperients are substances that loosen stools and increase bowel movements. They are used to treat and/or prevent constipation.Laxatives vary as to how they work and the side effects they may have."

I was gone, I shouldn't have checked
I should have encouraged my mind in defining a new high to me
Well.... shortly after reading, my stomach grumbled, my bowels rumbled

Please insert the rest of the story

There's one part you wouldn't be able to insert..... there was serious traffic

here goes the mints

I know right, i'll take the insults