When my friends used to come over when I was still single the last thing that would cross my mind was to actually clean the house.
I don't know if that's a man thing. I think it is. Charging the game controllers and buy beer would be simply higher on the list or the only two things.
Nowadays, whenever anyone comes over I find myself knee deep in bleach scrubbing the toilet even though I think it's pretty clean.
I have been trained well by my better half.
But I do get it now. I truly was a pig and this is a good change.
My first diaper change, 5 months ago.
I'm just not sure though why this rule would also apply to baby Sam. He's coming today for a sleepover.
He doesn't even use the toilet.
I'm pretty sure he carries around his own around his waist which he uses extensively.
I talked to my dad about changing diapers and he wisely said that after about 10 shitty nappers I'll get used to it.
Of course, he then proceeded to tell me the top 10 horror stories that can happen while changing a diaper and how to avoid them.
(It's way easier to remember some combos in Streetfighter 5 I can tell you that.)
His favorite one is the one where you almost at the finish line, cleaned up and ready to wrap up and then another explosion happens.
Jamie Dimon, I'm looking at you.
Why older dads always have to laugh at the pain and suffering of younger men going through poop hell I don't know.
Then again my friends are also like that. Every time their kids go mental, "Just wait until you have your own".
Which actually doesn't make me want to have my own.
Which is not true but I just don't want them to have the pleasure of watching me suffer.
Luckily when it comes to crypto crashes I'm much better at suffering. Older and wiser than most.
It's also not fun but I'm better at it.
Which is why I started to buy Steem again.
Gradually as I have always done for as long as it stays under a dollar.
What a steal.
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