Hello people, i got back from yesterday and it was damn stressful at the ATM queue so i just decided to put something up consigning that
The Different types of people you see at an ATM stand in Nigeria
- The lazy ass
These are ones you first encounter once you get to the ATM stand, they wont be on the queue, just sitting down under a shade or tree, once you just enter the quene you will hear someone from the back saying "bros na me they there o" turning to look you will just see over 10 persons (i kukuma left)
- The Inquisitive ones
These ones will come when the queue is much and you will see them asking, "who is the last person", next thing they will move forward and ask if the machine is paying, then move to the security man and ask if it is paying in N500 note, then backward again asking if there is any other bank in this area, before you know if they have started toasting one girl (for the guys), while for the girls they would end up withdrawing fast after successfully confusing one guy in front. (mtcheeeww)
- The clueless
maybe its there first time using an ATM machine, they are good at dragging spot at the queue but ones they reach there story will change, they will be like "bros where i go put my card"? (put it in my nose)
The security man ends up helping them.
- The i too sabi's (The Know all)
These ones wont let you withdraw money in peace, they would be like "you slot your card with the hash faced up", as if no one knows, they would even explain the history of ATM to you, when no one asked
- The nice ladies (my favorite)
This ones are those neatly dressed ladies, always minding there business, dressed in cooperate and don't talk much, they are always good at helping the clueless and guys like us who always claims to be confused (yea)
thats all for today, sure to completed the list next week
Post written, edited and compiled by @camzy
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