After some serious self-reflection I've come to the conclusion:
Fuck all yall my shit is dope. Don't even have to pretend to know what I'm talking about and the shits funny for some reason? Dig? I could do copywrite make sure nobody buying toilet paper ever walk out that store without an existential crisis again. That's talent.
RE: WHY are YOU a Sexy Steemian CONTENT PRODUCER and ain't taking no apologies about it?!