For those of you who read my last post, you are already familiar with my baby. Wait, what? You didn't read my last post?
Alright, look. You can't be reading my posts out of order. There are layers of interweaving subplots. You'll be completely lost. You need to go find my very first post and start there.
Okay, not really. Don't do that.
But hey, if you want to meet my baby, feel free to read about him here:
https://steemit.com/life/@nateaguila/i-dropped-my-baby-so-i-got-a-new-one
Are you caught up now? Excellent.
So as we enter into the cooler months, I'm presented with one of the best things about cold weather: wearing my hoodie!
It's awesome. The sweater in question is most definitely my most prized apparel-related possession. Like my Hydro Flask water bottle (AKA "baby"), it's not cheap.
A SCOTTeVEST sweater is probably going to cost you double what a normal quality sweater would cost. HOWEVER, it's SO worth it!
It's a gadget freak's dream come true. It has soooooooo many pockets! There's places for mobile devices and wires and ear buds and snacks and...water bottles!
I don't travel as much for work as I used to. But when I DID need to bounce around from one airport to the next, this sweater was a life-saver! I could carry around everything I could possible need without the assistance of a backpack or satchel. There was a place for everything!
Need to walk through security? No problemo. Simply keep all your electronics and metallic objects in the sweater. Take it off on one side, and put it back on once it goes through the weirdo X-ray machine.
It's essentially a Batman utility belt. But...in sweater form.
So...that sorta makes me a superhero, right?
Well, recently I made a comment to my wife about how excited I was to start wearing my sweater again (now that Winter was approaching). She made a face. Husbands, you know the one. The face.
The expression that translates to: "Oh HELL NO you're not wearing that beat up, worn out sweater that I deliberately hid somewhere in the closet in hopes that you would forget it existed!"
And I can sorta see why should would think such thoughts. After all, I wore the heck outta that hoodie. I've worn that sweater more than anything else I own.
And now today I get an email from SCOTTeVEST saying there's a big sale going on right now on their new styles, on versions of the hoodie that apparently have even MORE POCKETS!
MORE!
MORE!!!!!
The one I own has like 10 pockets. The new one has...
21 POCKETS!!!!
What. The. Heck.
21 pockets? Is there enough fabric to make 21 pockets? Are they using inter-dimension pocket universe technology?
You know what they need to do next? Mobile Sweater Blockchain Technology. Make it so that witnesses can stuff servers in large pockets on the backside. Solar panels and some sort of kinetic energy wiring that wraps around the user's legs will provide power to the server. Witnesses will just need to keep running to prevent the server from going down. But that's a small price to pay.
We can live stream witnesses running laps to keep the blockchain going. We can bet on who will take the lead and who will faint. Not from dehydration, mind you. The sweaters have vertical pockets for water bottles.
With the discount, the new microfleece sweaters cost around 70 bucks USD. Someone give me 70 bucks!
I need one so bad! It's not for ME. It's for my marriage. And a happy marriage means a happier family. So my kids benefit too. And if someday the new blockchain technology is integrated into the sweater, it will be good for Steem too.
And Steem is good for the world. So...basically if I get this sweater, the entire world is made better.
Wow. Things have never been so clear.
Do you feel your mind opening wide too? Here's a link to the website:
https://www.scottevest.com/
Stay warm!
