Some talk between a person from 1978 and 2018
2017: Call me from your cell.
1978: There's no phone in my cell, it's outside my cell, and who told you I was in a cell in the first place?
2017: Just Google it.
1978: Google it? Whats that a new Disco dance? I really have to start keeping up on some of these trends.
2017: Go online.
1978: Go on Line you say. I'm already on line and would like to get off this line, it's long, it's hot out, and the guy in front of me smells like a stale fart.
2017: Check it out on Youtube
1978: Ok why are you talking to me like your three years old? If you mean my tube, my tube's floating out in the pool, which is where I'll be because your starting to freak me out with all this baby talk. Why would I check anything out on a Tube anyway?
2017: My post went viral.
1978: Oh my god that sounds horrible! I didn't know that could happen to a post. Is it catching! Just stay away from me Jack just to be on the safe side.
2017: How many friends do you have?
1978: Well I don't know, two really good ones and a lot of acquaintances, why how many do you have?
2017: Four thousand three hundred and seventy-nine.
1978: Holy shit, you must be a popular guy!
2017: Do you have WIFI?
1978: No, never heard of that one, but I have some leftover Won Ton, I didn’t know you like Chinese food.
2017: Do you have Bluetooth?
1978: No I have a bunch of white teeth, although I do have a brown tooth, can’t use it much lately, this cavity is killing me.
2017: I just took a selfie!
1978: Ya that ’s a little too much info. I prefer to keep my bowel movements private if you don't mind. At least until we get to know each other a little better. That is a funny way to say you have to take a shit though, I'll give you that.
2017: I just got a new iPhone.
1978: That's cool, I'll stick to my earphone, too many gimmicks out there today.
2017: How many likes did you get?
1978: Well I didn’t ‘get’ any likes. I do have a few likes though. I never really made of point of counting them all. Let's see, I like pancakes, Godzilla movies, shooting BB guns, I'll have to get back to you on that one.
2017: Do you have Instagram?
1978: No but I like eating Golden Grams. I've been trying to stay away from the instant cereals lately.
2017: Check me out on Facebook.
1978: Is that some kind of new porno mag? Sounds creepy. I'm not really into that stuff, but good luck with your new career.