Little bit of back ground on this story. My parents were Jehovah witnesses. Yeah, you know those annoying buggers who bang on your door first thing on Saturday & Sunday morning waking you up hungover thinking that there could be some sort of emergency only to find a well dressed person with a fake smile peddling some magazines and "news" from god.
Here I sit in this large crowded room 14 years old with my family listening to some guy preach about why it's wrong to get blood transfusions (it's forbidden to consume the blood of an animal there for no blood transfusion)
Me being the trouble maker kid I was not believing a word of it I thought to myself "How can I get out of this place"
I looked at my 2 brothers and sisters and said "Watch this" With that I jumped up screaming " HE HAS MY SOUL" running around with a black marker in my hand writing "666" and "Satan" on the walls. The room filled quickly with "He's possessed" and "call the cops". I ran around that room like a lunatic screaming my head off trying not to laugh I took a quick glimpse over at my family noticing the shocked look on my parents face and laughter coming from my siblings. The part that got me was how gullible they were. Really you REALLY think a 14 year old angst kid was actually possessed. My dad jumped up from his chair chasing me around the kingdom hall... once my dad caught me he tackled me to the ground knocking the wind out of me slapping my face telling me to "snap out of it". People in the crowd started praying for me that my soul be cleansed and that I don't get hurt. I had my face in the carpet not looking at anyone just making growling noises. when I looked up they had formed a circle around me my siblings just standing there shaking their heads at me. My mother crying "please be okay, please be ok". I got up and said "He will never leave me" and ran as fast as I could out the door and ended up over at my friends house. Still in my suite, I told my friend what had just happened he didn't actually believe me til the cops showed up at his place looking for me claiming my parents were worried for my safety so, the cop actually escorted me to the nearest hospital and had a psychiatric evaluation done on me. I told the Dr exactly what happened and he just started laughing telling me i'm an evil prankster and got most of the town worried about me. He asked me if I regretted what I had done I straight up told him "hell no" after he did his tests and realized I was fine and faked the whole thing I headed home later to find I was not welcomed back.
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