Then I got weird glares from the group passing by who overheard my request but didn't see the Bearded Dragon I was about to touch.
Just walking through Trinity Bellwoods Park Toronto Canada and this monster was clearly eyeballing me as his next meal. My sisters had a couple of Bearded Dragons so I knew it was only going to get my leg and not kill me.
Plus this one seemed pretty tame compared to the man eaters I'm accustomed too. He/She has a spiffy vest to keep it from eating small children and little unattended dogs sniffing its tail.
When all the cute girls in the park have dogs he brought F'n Lizard.
The lizard people rise.
