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Meme dump #11: Are you unique or did you read this first?

You will read this first. And then you will read this. Then this one. And you will read this last.

Blue baseball hats with white text: Unique Personality.

Natalie Wynn (ContraPoints): people call us the LGBTQ mafia, which is totally unfair, because mafias are generally capable of resolving internal disputes.

Not everyone can be an astronaut, Jenny. Have you even thought about a career in proctology? Rethink. Reskill. Reboot. HM Government.

(Fat woman presenting on a circular platform, timer showing the numbers 947.) Bit insensitive to make the stage a scale.

Having penetrated the protective exoskeleton, a wily hunter harvests the succulent housemeat within.

Tumblr thread from six different accounts: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat Why hello there, little children. Please follow me to my magical... Fitness room. No pansies allowed beyond this point. Leave your whining at the door, because it’s leg day and we're about to get ripped. Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone. well you did ask Also there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat. you are arguing over the semantics of eating children

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