Million Dollar Challenge
or
The Gangsta Cash Dog Just Dumped a Million Dolla Cash Load on My Front Lawn Challenge
That's it... a million?!?! How in the heck am I suppose to take over the world with just a million dollars? No really, by the time I swoop up on a nice house on 100 acres, equipment to maintain the property, have my 2001 Ford Excurion 7.3 Powerstroke decked out and pumped up for my wife, along with my 97 F-350 Powerstroke, and a couple toys, the Million would basically be gone. Granted, I would be setup but what about other people, other family members close friends? If I was blessed with this cash I would help as many people as I can,all the while having the angel on one shoulder devil on the other, battle goin on the whole time.
Greed vs Giving
Alright, this is not enough money for me to quit my $100k+ a year job. Just imagine how fast one could spend a million dollars if there was nothing distracting you from that amount of cash. Constitanly brainstorming of new random crap to buy, that probably won't make you any happier permently. Maybe a slight bump in happiness for a year or two then you would want the latest and the greatest. Is that true happiness?
UMM ... NO
I know for a fact if I sat home all day I would buy every single item the infomercials had to offer. From the Drain-wig to every option of Flex-Seal (tape, glue, and of course the original). I would do this out of curiosity, instead of always wondering, I would actually know if they really work. I guess I have a thing for cool little gadgets that make, or rather, attempt to make things easier.
I would try as much as possible to act like I don't have the money at all. Fly under the radar and bless people at random and remain completely anonymous. Now this can't sustained for an extended period of time, so this million dollar dump needs to be invested to create some kind of sustained residual income.
Simple solution, just raid the Federal Reserve Bank and and snatch up one of those fancy printing presses they have. They won't miss it they have others.
Hundred dolla bills ya'll
I would just print the money that I need, simple as that. Hey that is what they do, so why can't I. If I need more cash, just fire that beast up!
Let's Make It Rain
I would build infrastructure to allow everyone, no matter where you live in the world, to have electricity, a home and fresh food and water, hell might as well throw in some high speed internet too so everyone can stay connected.
What about Cryptos?
Well that is just plain silly right there, of course I would be loaded with cryptos! For every dollar printed there would be a dollar invested in cryptos.
Which ones? you might ask
All of Them
I think overall giving people what they need to stop their struggle in life would be my main goal. Granted money can't buy true happiness but it can sure help make things in your day to day life that much easier and less of a struggle. Hopefully I'm not dead by the time this all takes place so I can sit back and enjoy my 100 acre property next to a quiet river at the foothills of some mountains. Kicking back on my wrap around porch in a lawn chair with a banana hammock and an umbrella drink in my hand.
Living the simple life
Tax free
Debt free
On my self sustaining property.
Paying for everything in cryptos 😜😜
The End
This was defiantly a challenge to say the least. At first I wanted to travel in time like Back to The Future II but I figured heisting a printing press would come a little easier than a fricking time machine. Also that whole Space/Time continuum thing. Don't want to screw that up. Lol.
Overall that million dollars has to be multiplied somehow and fast! Unless you just want to be selfish and blow it all on one car. 🤔🤔
Until next time
Steem on
And
Are you up
For the
Challenge?