This is a place marker for myself to mark the month author badge I have earned for myself with no help from @hivebuzz. Yes I am salty that I did not get to earn it even though I did post every day for a month of February.
Place Marker this shit I say
Get this badge they say
You will gamify this bitch like there is no tomorrow
You will be so satisfied since you know you did it.
Well here it it folks.
Here we go his inner side is coming out the crazy fucker.
No I am serious here the world is crazy because they are not looking this way. But I don't mind that since I am but a speck of sand in this sea of death. Yes. Death. Melodramatic? Hells fucken yeah.
I mean I am developing carpal tunnel syndrome here.
Hey, don't mention your 15 hour gaming sessions everyday and we all .... Whoops.
Fucken, why you say too much now I will have to sic Achmed the terrrorist onto your arse.
I am
Why oh why do I not get this farken badge I am serious. I am saltier than the dead sea here. I am so salty that Salty Chocolate balls does not fit into the song.
I tried to be nice to myself I even tried to write like I was a pro at writing. Pretend till you make it they say. Get the knife and run it on the stone till it gets shiny they say. Slit that leather strap till the room gets musky they say. All a lie I tells you. It was a danged good lie that got me all excited like a little baby about to have a full mouth of breast milk on a Tuesday. Yup. A Tuesday. Never a Monday, cos that shit is just wrong. On so many levels.
I spent the morning looking at my profile and trying to will taht badge to existence. I stared at that page so hard I think I developed an aneurism.
No shit? I mean were there birds to help you pick out the intensity?
You see I would walk a mile just so I can get what I think I wanted at the time I think about anything. All about that effort of grasping something substantial like a cheese burger double chees with icing on top. Can't go wrong with icing. Especially when you are bathing it with special sauce.
What the fuck are you on about?
Shut up or I kill you.
You know too much I will have to track you down...