Brain and Inspector Scootadget hadn't strolled too far into the woods when it began....
BUUUURRRRRPPPPPP. Those Gummi Bears were starting to repeat on Brain, but something didn't feel right.
FFFFAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTT. The stench was unholy and nearly sent the Inspector to an early grave. As the Inspector staggered around, trying to get his senses back, the Sorceress appeared again with another message:
It’s time to head south again and then to the east of Eternia.
The smurfs need rescuing from Gargamel. They are being held captive somewhere in the Valley of Eldor in Gwylvos Forest. Be careful not drift too far north of the forest into the Sands of Time, or you may find yourself in a battle with Shokoti, an extremely powerful undead sorceress who lives there. While in the forest, stay on the lookout for Grizzlor, Gygorand Stinkor. You will need to retrieve the Great Book of Spells from Gargamel and return it to the smurfs.
The snorks also need rescuing as they have been enslaved off the Maelstrom Islands.Be careful passing through Blackmere, as there are many hidden swamps that could trap you. If you become trapped you may be at the mercy of Fang Man and Saurod. Watch out for Octavia as you cross the sea to the Maelstrom Islands, before facing Mer-Man and Clawful to rescue the snorks.
You have seven days to complete this mission.
Seven Days! I don't think Brain and I will last 7 minutes if he keeps this up, thought the Inspector to himself. He had to do something and quick.
They decided to walk further into the forest, Brain downwind from the Inspector. It was a few kilometres into the trail when it happened., Brain started shitting everywhere. Normally, Brain would squirt out a nice, brown, Mr Whippy type substance every time he took a dump.
But this time it was 'shart city' and he couldn't stop it. It was now officially a 'Shart Party'.
'Go Go Gadget Umbrella' was all the Inspector could do to save himself from the Poonarni Tornado.
Suddenly, as abruptly as it had started, the sharting episode stopped. But then Brain started bloating and expanding!
And expanding and expanding.
The Inspector, being the brightest person around had the solution to this problem and got out his 'Enchanted Sword', porked it into Brain and:
Brain exploded into a million pieces of blood and guts and shit and half-digested Gummi Bears and Brain was no more.
The inspector, wiped the shit from his eyes, shrugged weirdly and continued off into the forest....
WTF just happened? Why did Brain bloat and explode?
Is Brain dead?
Does Inspector Scootadget have any brain cells at all?
All will be revealed in the next episode in the #MOTU saga..... Stay tuned.
