Ambitious opossum sneaked into Cash’s Liquor Store in Fort Walton Beach the day after Thanksgiving and apparently helped itself to some alcohol, The Northwest Florida Daily News reported.
The marsupial was discovered next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon
“A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it,” Pettis told the Daily News. “Assuming the opossum drank it all, he brought her to us, and we looked over her and she definitely wasn’t fully acting normal.”
Tell you what, I'd have to be pretty lit myself to hang with a possum (creepy critters)
Or an O'Possum, for Saint Patrick's day! As Jesse Pinkman ABQ might say...
credit Breaking Bad
Did the opossum scratch off some lottery tickets or light itself a blunt?
Those are my two top priorities upon entering any liquor sto... open or closed! ;)
That is my two cents on passed out opossums! At least it's keeping with the spirit of the holidays!