So you NOOBed. The NOOBers nay, but why is that squirrel eating Dol...

So what if i am a Noob. So what if i am a bit confused. steem power, steem dollars, steem IT. Power up, Power down, curator rewards. first up vote in 30 minutes formulas, whales eating minnow and folks trying to be Dolphins. You at 100% weight bro?
oh look rank 25...i remember when i was sad like that Noob.
Yes, i am a sad Noob.
anyone that could be so kind and link me with any and all things a Noob needs to know. NOOB catch up 101.
those things you wish you knew before you arrived at your fat minnow status, oh benevolent dolphins, oh gracious whales.

               HELP A NOOB OUT

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So you NOOBed. The NOOBers nay, but why is that squirrel eating Dolphin Tuna.