My sister's cousin's nephew has been telling me to join Steemit since the year of the monkey!
Am I too late?

Some say it's gotten much harder since then. Well, my sister's cousin's newphew says that.
He says it's almost impossible to rise now, and be seen.
Is that true?

That can't be true and, for the record, my sister's cousin's nephew has been known to exaggerate on occasion.
Anyway, I am here to find out! (Then I'll set him straight.)

What I bring with me

• Memories from marvelous journeys
• Flashbacks from future events
• News from beyond (the Something Another)
• and many more unlikely sounding yet irresistibly delicious souvenirs.