Old Is When

'OLD' IS WHEN....

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs

And make love,' and you answer,

'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you

On your new alligator shoes

And you're barefoot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy

And your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless

Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,

Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting a little action'

Means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car

In the parking lot.

'OLD'IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up

To use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN.....

You are not sure these are jokes

Remember to always smile, it makes people wonder what you have been up to!