The cats freaked out and started running all throughout the house.....the sandwich went flying through the air...at least 30 seconds of my life flashed before my eyes...it was complete mayhem!
I went running into the room where The Shane was. He ran toward me....swung me around...wrapped his arms around me....gave me the Heimlich Maneuver.....and cracked my ribs!!!
It was a strange moment of intense relief from no longer choking whilst simultaneously experiencing intense pain.
It was....
Glorious.
I think the worst part about this whole thing is that I was only halfway through this delicious sandwich when it turned on me and decided to end me!
And I kinda lost my appetite after almost dying.
Anyhoo.....
I am immensely grateful for The Shane saving my life.
I was in pretty severe pain for a few days, but each day seems to be getting better.
In closing....
One of my favorite memes.....which seems to sum up my life fairly accurately lately.
