Hello steemit, eh? I'm clayboyndutton and I'll be taking over where @barrydutton left off. It's not that he is not a good community advocate per say, but I need to steal someone else's job and I mean, he's Canadian so it's not like he can really get mad at me, right bud? If he does, I'll take him out for a rip. Anyway enough about me, everyone already knows that I'm a landscaper here in the great white north. I got out of the real estate game after the bubble in 09. I don't really like to talk about myself much, I just like to leave happy trees and beautiful landscapes for all of my fellow pals out here, okay guy?
So like I was saying before I got distracted by the backstory, I really have to hurry this up so I can get back to being mayor of Sunnyvale, I was out just doing my landscaping stuff and this Force wizard comes out of nowhere like, "Hey you Canadian?" So of course I'm like, "Fuckin eh, right bud!" Next thing I know he starts rescuing me from a hostile animal cracker takeover and leading my injured self over a log on this big hole in the ground full of water. I mean what kind of holes in the ground have water in them, did someone melt the ice? I don't know it must have been from America or something. Anyway after saving my life and granting me access to his infinite wisdom the wizard just starts fighting some giant demon thing before the log collapsed. I shouted down as he fell into the watery abyss that he hadn't even told me his name. He shouted back, "Fly you fool! I'm @bilbop the grey." Anyway hell of a nice guy and all.
By the way check out my twitter if you need some information on where to get some really great landscaping work done up here by your local mayor. I ran Ricky out of the park a while back, so it's just me running the show now. I'll put happy trees all over your yard bud!
clayboyndutton: best landscaper in Canada. Also the mayor of Sunnyvale. Just keep wishing you were this cool.