OK so here's the story. I venture over to my neighbors to get my drank on and out of nowhere Mothra starts buzzing my head. My neighbor's like, "Do you know what that is?". And I'm like, "Mothra?". He insist that this is not a moth, but he cannot yet identify what this creature from another world is exactly.
I followed it around with my camera trying to get a shot of this deadly beast and have posted my evidence below. Clearly it is attempting to suck the life force out of everything it can get near, including my head. It acts much like a hummingbird; it appeared to be territorial trying to get me away from the plants it wanted to unleash it's death ray on and it flew just like a hummingbird, except this thing flies at the speed of light.
Death Ray!
You can see in some of the photos where it's death ray is emitted from; that curly pigtail thing on the front of it's head ... clearly this is a death ray mechanism. This otherwordly death God / Demon would swoop into a flower and immediately suck all of the life force out, leaving the flower gasping for energy.
Seriously, I heard the flower gasping for energy, but I was a 6 pack deep and there is a small chance it could have been myself panting from chasing this ungodly aberration around the yard trying to gather evidence for Mufon.com. But most likely it was the plant gasping for energy, simply because I'm known for my fitness, as @joshua will attest I'm sure.
Someone Contact Mufon!
All pictures were taken by me on 8-20-16 using my Mufon approved Canon 100D + whatever lens I had on at the time using whatever that speed setting thing is with the guy that looks like he's running. I assumed that was the proper setting since I was having to run around after this UFO.
I admit, these are not the clearest pictures ever, but what do you expect when dealing with hyper-dimensional beings from another world, while dealing with an inebriation factor of 7.5 ... sheez.
Reward!
So can anyone identify this thing? 5 SBD to anyone that properly identifies it. I get to decide who identified it properly, so be creative ... it may or may not outweigh being realistic. ;)
Right click and open in a new tab to zoom in on the UFO or click here for the full gallery and closeups.
Do you see the death ray!
We're all doooooomed! Just like North Korean teachers say.
Goodbye sweet plant! This will be your last day.
Oh and here's a hibiscus for anyone not interested in hyper-dimensional beings that suck the life force out of plants ... and probably human brains!