
When you find yourself in the kitchen, trying to hide a couple tubs of delicious homemade cookies, then, you know, you may just be related to the Cookie Monster.
I wasn't quite sure at first, if it was even possible. But, I went and took one of those lineage DNA test thingies? It turns out, that both the Cookie Monster and I, are direct descendants of Jim Henson. I know right? Impossible! But then I remember this story my parents used to tell me about how the main character in 'The Dark Crystal' - Jen - was created with me in mind.
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True or not, I do get hangry pretty quickly. I also find it easy to use my imagination and I swear, I can make stuffed animals talk. My life is a literal interpretation of the movie 'Toy Story'. Just glad I don't need a hand up my butt to talk. Then you would see my Cookie Monster crazy eyes come out. Because, I can get crazy. You don't know crazy until you've seen those things. One of the things that makes me, me.
Big shout out and thank you to @inthenow for coming through with the cookies. The little princesses wish for me to relay a big sweet thank you! And to everyone out there, do you REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, because Aughra said so.
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