Jeff Jones suspected something was a little off when his mean daddy tried to pleasure him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly fat serpent, Michelle Donaldson, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Michelle proved to be stupid and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with gyrating. Jeff soon learnt that Michelle had taken an oath never to bite a human being.
When Jeff's mean daddy is injured in a flying accident, Jeff realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Michelle'sthirst for blood and evil eyes, Jeff finds himself falling for the serpent. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.
One night, a alien appears before Jeff and warns him of a darkness within Michelle. The alien gives Jeff the minuscule sword - the only weapon that can defeat a fat serpent.
Will Jeff find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly dubious? (Hint: yes!)