UPDATE: Alas, MercuryBot has spoiled my fun by giving me a refund.
But the poem lives on in the blockchain!
This here's a poem
That's also a sequel.
A second installment
of @MercuryBot's unequal
upvote bequeathment.
I freely admit.
Indeed, I cannot deny
That the bot seems to work
Except whenever I
Seek some sort of perk.
I paid my .2 SBD
Only to be rebuffed.
I ask for a refund,
Pleasantly, never gruff,
Only to be shunned.
As a minnow,
Nay! A plankton
Spreading the word
of my sunken
heart interred
Is the only recourse
I may seek.
My only hope is that
My voice may squeak
Loud enough to combat
@MercuryBot's overpowering
Dismissal of all
That we know to be
The righteous bawl
Of this newbie.
The first poem: An Ode to MercuryBot the Thief