Today is my birthday! So if you see this post, do your part in helping it reach beyond $1000! That would be absolutely amazing. I mean, I see comments and other things hitting $1500, so why not? I would feel so loved!

So, I've been asked multiple times about how PIMP works and the 'top 50' and how delegations tie into it and looking back through posts, I haven't made it clear on all the things involved with how we operate. I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn, to join us in the Castle and find The PIMP District where we have meetings every Wednesday at 9 am CST and can answer any questions you may have.

Ways To Acquire PIMP

• Post on Pimp Media
• Use the tags: #pimp (and hope a P.I.M.P. sees it)
• Buy it on Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
• Add liquidity to the @psyberx LVL or @thgaming pools on Tribaldex or Bee Swap
• Be in a Discord server that has @inertia's @banjo when I'm feeling slappy
• A P.I.M.P. uses our tipping mechanism on your post or comment
• Hope someone just randomly sends you some

if you already have PIMP and want more -

• All of the above
• Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (size based on percentage of HP donated)
• Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
• Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's PIMP curator account
• Curate other PIMPs

PIMP Slapper?

Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:

Current Tokens PIMP distributes:

• #ALIVE
  #APE
  #ARCHON
  #BEATCZ
  #BEE
  #CCC
  #CENT
  #CINE
  #COM
  #CTP
  #DEC
  #DEGEN
  #DHEDGE
  #ENTRY
  #FOODIE
  #GAMER
  #HUSTLER
  #LEO
  #LIST
  #LOTUS
  #MEME
  #NEOXAG
  #NFTM
  #ONEUP
  #PAL
  #POB
  #SIM
  #SPACO
  #SPS
  #SPT
  #STEM
  #UTOPIS
  #VIBES
  #VOUCHER
  #WAIV
  #WEED

Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:

• #BRO
  #BXT
  #CAV
  #INCOME
  #INDEX
  #LVL
  #PIMP (stash for promotional use)
  #SOL
  #TAN
  #THGAMING
  #VAULT

The Fuck Does That Mean?

All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.

Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (just reached 56 yesterday). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels.

DOMINATION