Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Weekday
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @theabsolute, @dragonb0rn, @mensa-sig, @cmplxty, @paul.atreides

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

• Best Pun...

• Best Pun of the Entire Week...

• Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

Bonus 2 for our rookies, @dragonb0rn and @cmplxty
Bonus 2 for our returning veterans, @paul.atreides and @mensa-sig
Bonus 2 for our consistent player @theabsolute

Everyone go enjoy all their puns!

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

• HSBI

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I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI!

See my wallet for prize confirmations!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Weekday
As in,
Why do I like to spend my weekdays in the biggest city in New Jersey? Because even on a weekday, there’s ne wark

Bada-BING You been punned! See, because the biggest city in New Jersey is Newark and Newark SOUNDS LIKE “No Work” and people often work on weekdays and often don’t enjoy work, so someone might like the idea of No Work on a weekday, which sounds like what Newark is called every day!

OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Also, a thanks to @arcange for giving us a joke, even if it was off-topic! 2 HSBI for you, too! Sending it from theabsolute, as a special thank you for your consistency!