This is just for fun. If you're writing a bot that needs some silly random STEEM specific text, this ruby gem will solve that problem.
One example of a bot that does this is @banjo:
Usage
gem 'steem-slap'
Then, in your ruby project:
require 'steem-slap'
SteemSlap.slap('sneak')
Which returns text like: smurfs sneak with a rejected book entitled Beard Care by dantheman
https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206
Get in touch!
If you're using SteemSlap, I'd love to hear from you. Drop me a line and tell me what you think! I'm @inertia on STEEM.
License
I don't believe in intellectual "property". If you do, consider SteemSlap as licensed under a Creative Commons 
License.